Siri Opens WWDC 2012 Keynote with Jokes

Apple’s Siri personal assistant warms up the WWDC 2012 crowd with some humor.

It seems that Siri has gotten through the pod bay door phrase and upgraded to opening the Apple keynote:

“If you developers need investors to finance your app… I found 392 venture capitalists near you.”

“Hey, speaking of developers, how many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.”

“Hey, anyone been working with Ice Cream Sandwich or Jellybean? Who’s making up these names, Ben and Jerry?” *rimshot

Showing all the Android food related code names, Siri:

“Has anyone been using the new Samsung? Not the Galaxy, the refrigerator.”

Quotes via GDGT and The Verge

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Tags: Apple, Humor, Samsung, Siri, WWDC

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