NASA Detected Steve Jobs’ “Dent in the universe”
Steve Jobs’ impact on the universe documented by NASA.
Scoopertino reports NASA: “Dent in the universe” traced to Steve Jobs:
Long ago, Steve Jobs expressed the belief that “we’re here to put a dent in the universe.”
Today NASA confirmed the presence of a massive dent.
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“It’s not unprecedented for a single human being to cause this type of dent, it’s just extremely rare,” says NASA scientist Hadley Coleman, citing Ford and Edison as previous dent-makers.
We are not surprised.
Scupertino is one site that I really love, besides ObamaPacman of course! I’ve been in the hospital and I’m now recovering from another operation so I’ve missed both sites, but slowly will resume reading as I slowly recover.
Thanks Don.
Hope you get well soon on your operation!
This is silly. the idea of a human being literally altering the fabric of space and time is ridiculous to say the least. If NASA makes claims like this, maybe it’s a sign that NASA has no business building rockets or anything. they are clearly losing it.
Hi Jamie, thanks for writing. Scoopertino is a satire site (aka the Onion but better) about Apple.