Humor: Steve Ballmer vs. Spider, “Do the Math” Spoof

Spoof of Microsoft’s misleading “Do the Math” advertising campaign. Comparing Steve Ballmer vs. spider.

Do the Math: Steve Ballmer vs. Spider

Here’s an example of arbitrary comparison between Microsoft CEO Steve Baloney Ballmer versus a spider.

Paradise Pete commented on an article on Microsoft’s misleading “Do the Math” advertising campaign:

With a careful selection or omission of features and facts it’s easy to make one thing look better than another. For example:

Steve Ballmer vs. a spider

Legs: 2, 8
Hair: No*, Yes

*Sold separately

Early grasp of the significance of the web:
No, Yes

By using Microsoft math, spider beats Ballmer.

Illustration by ObamaPacman. Spider at night photo: shot with iPhone 4, hand held. Ambient street light, no flash.

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Tags: Apple, Humor, Mac, Microsoft

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