“Apps! I Did It Again,” NYTimes Tech Columnist David Pogue Spoofs Britney Spears

Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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David Pogue: Apps! I Did It Again Lyrics

Here are the lyrics for David Pogue’s Britney Spears spoof, the original version and a shorter Martha Stewart version!

Interop IT Expo New York 2009, Apps! I Did It Again Lyrics

David Pogue’s original Apps! I Did It Again lyrics:

I don’t remember how long I spent in iTunes a-lost in the store… oh, baby
It seemed harmless enough But my problem now is more serious.
I refill all my Home screens Every week—how pathetic is that? Oh, baby, baby—

Apps! I did it again I filled up my phone With crap from the store. Oh, baby, baby,
Oops! Meant to keep up my guard But I maxed out my card! I’m not that disciplined!

You see my problem is this: I like stuff that’s cheap No matter how badly it sucks
I wish had a life But I gauge my self-worth By how much I review
I no longer go out much; People just aren’t my cup of tea! Oh, baby, baby

Apps! I did it again! Downloaded iFart, For the 17th time. Oh, baby baby,
Crap! My bank’s on the phone; They’ve foreclosed my home! I’m not that interested!

Apps! I’ll do it again, Till AT&T Shuts down my account. Oh, baby, baby,
Apps! Oh, my how they’ve grown Since I jailbroke my phone! I’m not that disciplined!

David Pogue Apps I Did It Again Lyrics

Martha Stewart Version, Apps! I Did It Again Lyrics

David Pogue mentioned he was also on Martha Stewart and was asked to do a shorter, cleaned-up version. Here are the lyrics:

I don’t remember how long I spent on iTunes a-lost in the store… oh, baby
It started harmless enough But my problem now is more serious.
I refill my whole iPhone every week—how pathetic is that? Oh, baby, baby—

Apps! I did it again! I filled up my phone With junk from the store. Oh, baby, baby,
Snap! Meant to keep up my guard But I maxed out my card! I’m not that disciplined!

Apps! I’ll buy ‘em again, a buck at a time, the rest of my life. Oh, baby, baby,
Apps! Here’s 50 I found—that play bodily sounds! I’m not that civilized!

David Pogue Apps I Did It Again (Martha Stewart) Lyrics

Thanks David, you’ve made my day!

Credit
Lyrics and Music Score courtesy of David Pogue

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2 Responses to ““Apps! I Did It Again,” NYTimes Tech Columnist David Pogue Spoofs Britney Spears”

  1. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing the lyrics AND music notes. Now we can all play and sing along on our iPhones!

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    • Thanks! Someone make a guitar hero sing along app!

      Definitely the “Real reason” of Apple 3 Billion App Store Downloads. Steve Jobs should personally thank him!

      (Well, besides Apple’s great SDK, and the creativity of Mac developers.)

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